Bob- jokes (anglicky)

18. června 2007 v 17:42 | Elis123 |  ○○Bob Bryar
About Bob
  • A woman once broke Bob Bryar's heart. He broke her soul.
  • Bob Bryar once made an entire sound system out his beard.
  • Bob Bryar once visited The Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
  • Bob Bryar secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
  • Bob Bryar plays Russian Roulette with a fully loaded Revolver… and wins.
  • When Bob Bryar does push-ups, he does not push himself up, he pushes the Earth down.
  • The Titanic actually struck Bob Bryar while he was swimming.
  • The real fountain of Youth is actually Bob Bryar's mouth. That's why everyone wants to make out with him.
  • It is considered a great accomplishment to travel down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Bob Bryar traveled up Niagara falls in a cardboard box.
 

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